Thursday, November 1, 2007

My boy, Mitt

So i got a letter from my boy, Mitt, for my 5$ contribution. And i quote:


"I cannot begin to thank you enough for your generous contribution of $5 to Romney for President, Inc. Your powerful grassroots support has inspired everyone connected with our campaign, and Ann and I truly appreciate your generosity."


I was so proud of my personalized letter from mitt that i put it up on my closet door. A few days later, i came in and there was a post-it stuck on it, saying ? are you hidding something?... i look and see that the letter is to: Ms. Taylor A Jensen.
my heart shattered. he buttered me up with all of his appreciation, only to crush me.
he is lucky i dont like hilary.

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