I know its been a long long long time...

...but this is completely worth it. this may be the best story to appear on my blog.

Characters: Putzer and Tbone

Setting: After a delicious dinner at the jensen house, putzer and tbone are asked to go get their laundry and bring it down. Taylor stays in the kitchen to help clean up, while the putz goes straight up to his room.

Perspective: 1st person, as told by taylor

So i am walking up the stairs to grab my laundry for mama to do before our big trip. I am about to pass putt putt's room on the way to my room when i begin hearing this strange sound coming through his open door. curious, i peek my head slowly around the door. to my dismay, I see putz pacing around, claws out, and making raptor noises! yes. dead on impression. i begin to laugh a bit and he whirls around and sees me. by then i had fallen to the floor laughing. without breaking character, the raptor cocks his head, curious at this laughing creature, and walks out the door to the hall. he bends low, and gives a shriek at my face. he then stomps me out with his foot/claw, insuring that i am dead. he then proceeds to eat me. yes, i was eaten by a raptor. the raptor, hearing someone else coming up the stairs, immediately turned and fleed into tbone's room for safety, abandoning his prey in the hallway.

needless to say, this was about the funniest thing that has happened since i've been home. perhaps in years. perhaps my life. it was incredible.

ive been thinking

about that name thing again and how bootleg it is. i typed in some of my friends names and half the stuff that popped up were the exact same as my name. regardless, it fits a little bit. i think the letter A means type A personality and that you are generally the best at everything you do.

however, i did the guess your weight thing on that same page, and it tagged me at 165. i weigh 165. weird...

i usually dont do these kind of things

because i think they are generic and apply to everyone no matter what your name is, but i found this one to be pretty specifically true to me... towards the end its a little more wild than i normally tend to be though. but still pretty good.

What Taylor Means

You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

I'm coming home

its crazy to think that the time for me to come home is here! the past month of my life has been the busiest, fastest, and most fun of my life! here are some quick hits of my activities in April:

-Skiing with the fam
-Rock climbing and being in the canyons/mountain honestly at least 4 times per week for the past 3 weeks
-Hiking
-sleeping in a cave up the mountain
-random snow storms (its snowing right now)
-sunburn and bad farmers tan on the 14th followed by snow on the 15th.
-gauntlet in the hall
-jumping out our windows
-Hiking the Y at 1 in the morning
-documentaries

needless to say, it has been an incredible last month, and its going to be so hard for me give up my cinderblock abode. i guess im going to a new house, so that will be great!

Mission Call:

I have been called to serve in the Argentina Neuquen Mission!! I'll throw some more stuff up here later. i have to go to class